alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

vatoprincesa:

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

cannabunz:

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

vile-things:

no i dont make sense so stop asking

:

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

lovingconcept:

Okay but how do you casually tell someone their existence is the highlight of your day?

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

Due to personal reasons, I would like to touch a boob

evilkakyoin:

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny